Harmony School, 2002, Page 247

Description: Toms Head: Spaces Availablefrom Now until SeptemberIts a simple matter of economics, said Tom Hastings inresponse to why he sublets parts of his brain to other people.Hey, you only use 10% of it anyway, so I started to advertiseon the internet. Within hours, I had received emails fromEllen, Isso, and some mechanic. I set up an interview with eachof them and decided they were all worthy of myHypothalamus Diencephalon.New Starbucks Opens inComputer RoomWhen Starbucks discovered that Sallyann Murphey wasmaking 37 gallons of cappuccino a day, they saw a businessopportunity. They immediately began plans to open aStarbucks accross from her room in the Computer Room. It wasa simple business decision, said Starbuck spokesperson RamiLazarus, and consistent with our goal of offering people a realchoice. When Robin Larsen heard about this, he chainedhimself to the door and wouldnt allow anyone inside.Luckily (continued on page 256)247Eric Lyakhovetsky AnnouncesPlan to Stand in Hallway, Yellat PeopleThe idea just kind of blossomed. I mean after my grad projectwas finished, I didnt have much else to do. I sat around thehouse for days, weeks, just thinking. After I pulled out of it, itcame to me: I would go back to basics and do what 1 had been sogood at for four years—standing in the hallway and yelling atpeople. This wont be the same old thing for Eric though. Liehas a new & improved approach. After I yell at them, Illhave them evaluate me on my arrogance, presentation, andhow degraded I made them feel, he explained. I have somany new things to yell, he added. There will be Hey Joel,I had a nightmare last night that I was you, and You just gotJoel-ed and my personal favorite Shut up, Joel. Feedback forErics plan has been mostly positive; from everyone, that is,except Joel.Nile Frowns Upon Dogs
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