Harmony School, 2002, Page 243

Description:	GizzzardWheres Ross?Like, I never even noticed Ross wasnt here, said a sleepyNathan Higgins, and I was in Spanish every day...or, I thinkI was. Indeed, other Spanish students never realized Ross hadleft Harmony. His voice is on the answering machine so Ithought he was still here, said an equally confused HannahGoodman....(continued on page 256)Student Vows to Defeat SatanDuring Social Action DayA first grader made a personal commitment to defeat Satanand save the Earth. Said student plans to begin this quest bypurging the high school of all D & D players, Harry Potterreaders, and Student Solidarity Members. Apparently, manyyounger students feel Student Solidarity members are closelyallied with Satan because of their bad haircuts and theirrecurring call for goat sacrifices (continued on page 256)Andrew Saucier Commits to UsingSame Piece of Paper Entire YearNo need to waste paper, said a determined Andrew Saucier.Its a simple matter of writing and erasing. But Joe Morton,activist and President of Save the Erasers, a local not-for-profit organization, thinks it is anything but simple (continued on page 256)243So This Guy Ate This Thing And IWas All Like, Whoa....Like, I dont know, there was this guy, right? He was sittingthere, yknow, and like he was all like hey, this is good andwe all looked up and said Whoa, dude, what is thatthing?and like he, yeah, he was all just munching on thisthing, right? And he, like, stops, and was all, like, gettingindignant and stuff when, ah, this other kid says my bad andeverything, then I was just, like, yknow, whoa.Giant Mattress OffendsNarcoleptics In Costume ParadeDuring the annual Harmony Halloween parade a fifth gradercame as a giant mattress. 1 wish that they would have comeas something else, like maybe a bloody tampon said an upsetNile Arena, a self acknowledged narcoleptic here at HarmonySchool....(continued on page 256)Ginas 4th Period Linked to EnronScandalA few weeks ago the In Harmony writing team made ashocking discovery. It all started when Kellyn Bartlett beganresearching the Enron scandal for an article. At first she justnoticed small coincidences between Ginas 4th period class andEnron. For instance, after the class made a field trip toWashington, D.C. for some money transfering, every studentreceived a new car with the logo stamped on the side. It soonbecame obvious, when (continued on page 256)
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