Harmony School, 2001, Page 184

Description:	Soccer ChallengeWon by DogOn the 27th of April, many people witnessed a soccer game likeno other. It was a game with team effort & goodsportsmanship, but what really caused the 5th & 6th to winover the middle school was one certain member of the team—Esther. It was the second half of the the game with 20 secondsto go. The score was tied one to one. Siri, from the Middleschool, had the ball & was about to score, when Esther steppedonto the field & blocked the goal! Esther took the ball &headed down the field dribbling & drooling. She managed tododge all Middle Schoolers, got in front of the goal. Estherpaused, positioned herself & headed the ball into the goal.Levi was unable to stop the shot. After it was over, manymiddle school students were complaining that it WasntFAIR!!!, while Esther proceeded to chew up the rubberchicken.Those Damn Raffle Tickets!!Like the sparrows returning to Capistrano, each and everyApril those damn raffle tickets return to Harmony School.These magic tickets have offered the lucky winners somemagnificent prizes. No longer will a single dollar chance giveyou a taste of the good life. The big screen tvs have beenreplaced by broken macintosh monitors. The Gap giftcertificates are now rummage sale left-overs. The Lay -Z-Boychairs, replaced with stained middle school sofas.—continued on page 247Downstairs Kids Take Up TreeSitting In ProtestThe 1st through 4th graders climbed up into the large Oak treein front of the school. They refuse to come down until they getlarger cubbies with doors (lockers) like the big kids haveupstairs. When the angry 1st and 2nd grade teacher, MicheleMattoon, tried to get the kids down, they chucked open puddingpackages at her claiming that they were sick and tired ofhaving stuff snatched right out of their cubbies. Wheninterviewing young Cypress, he claimed, I will stay up in thistree until they get me a locker... or until Zeke comes and playswith me. Just yesterday, fellow students said that they couldhear the little kids screaming for pizza, ice cream, and MageKnights! After a private interview with 3rd and 4th gradeteacher Jordan Shifriss he says. Eventually, theyll starve to-continued on page 247Rejected Middle SchoolGraduation Project Proposals:* Extreme skateboarding* Extreme soccer* Extreme Baseball* Extreme Golf* Extreme Frisbee* Extreme Bowling* ExtremeTennis* Extreme Swimming* Extreme Swinging* ExtremeBasketball* Extreme Putt- Putt* Extreme Hockey* TreesGoats The Playboy MansionMiceWheels and AxlesGunsLawn Mowers* Beer* Buttons* Shiny thingsTop Runner Up HarmonyHigh School Prom ThemesGettin-down-with-StassSAT prep can make a difference!!Hey Everybody, Lets Drive Around In Wess Car■
Source:	http://cdm17129.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/hs-harmony/id/2809
Collection:	Harmony School

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