Harmony School, 2001, Page 181

Description:	L’ Drosophila MelanogasterInvades HarmonyOn the 25th of February, Harmony School was infested with0^3 Drosophila Melanogaster. Theyre driving us crazy! criedan enraged Katy Liell-Kok. And its all those vegetariansfault! They bring all this fruit and the DrosophilaMelanogaster smell it, and come flying! Unfortunately,classes cant be taught until the Drosophila Melanogastershave been fully cleaned out of the building. We simply cantteach with so much going on! cried a distraught Jo Banks. ItIP will take at least a week before they can fully rid the school ofthe Drosophila Melanogasters. Until then, school will be—continued on page 247Sebastian Eats Pie—Article on page 247Rami Inspired by Trash-FreeLunchOn January 17, 2001, Rami decided to take trashless lunchseriously. I told myself that I would take the ideals of atrashless lunch day another step further. Not one McDonaldswrapper, not one of my five pizza boxes, not one Pepsi bottlewould fill up our precious landfill. After hours of bouncingideas off a committee of 30 devoted students, it was decidedthat the excess trash would be deposited into Ramis backpack--then disposed of the following day. If we can stop adding tothe landfill, even for just one day, Rami said, thenIve done my bit to help mankind.■ vi A- Zz< NJulian Cloned in GeneticEngineering debateIn an attempt to prove that genetic engineering would benefitsociety, the Middle School pro team scored big when theycloned Julian Navarrete. The 700 Julians made an effectivedisplay of clonings potential. Julians 1 through 700 all lookremarkably similar, although the experiment did not turn outas Julian had wished. I was hoping they would all act justlike me, so that way I wouldnt have to come to school at all.Now, I still have to come to school, but now people confuse mewith the other Julians. Like just the other day, someone calledme Julian 532 when I dont act anything like Julian 532.—continued page 247Fourth Period Math ClassConfused by Numeration SystemMath students were confused recently when Andy declared thatfive missing assignments would result in no credit. Like Dude,Eva said, we work really hard but what the heck does hemean by five—Im unfamiliar with that term. Indeed, none ofthe other students had heard of the number five, or three orfour or two. We know zero & one said Nathan Higgins, thatscomputer...—continued on page 247College Bound Students declaretheyre morethan test scores...theyre GPAs—Article on page 247*ILLAil\ Q \ \\\??\\ 1
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