Harmony School, 2001, Page 56

Description:	Then Cheese man hopped in and said, Evil elves!” So Cheese.Man killed all of Santa’s elves except one.Then Paper Clip said, Get out of here. This is our story.Paper Clip then took out a gun and shot Cheese Man. Cheese manturned into a pile of ash. On remember there is still one evil elfleft. A 32 foot tall elf popped out of the snow. And the toothpickgave the elf a splinter. 1 hen he fell down dead.1he Toothpick then jumped up and said, Hurrah, Hurrah!’*Then the Paper Clip said, Darn... 1 mean Hurrah!”l’he paper clip and the toothpick got on a skateboard, they wentto outer space where the paper clip lived, and when they got therethe paper clip shot the toothpick. 1 hen the paper clip cackled.The Paper Clip From Outer Space & The Toothpick From Somebodys MouthOnce upon a time there was a paper clip in a comet, coming from mars.The comet was going a million-billion & something miles per hour. Thecomet landed oh Earth in the year 238 B.C. When it landed it made a bighole, & it saw a T. Rex choking. ’Then the T-Rex coughed up a toothpick.The toothpick said, Hello, my name is Toothpick”. 1 am From Mars.”Do you want to be partners?” said the paper clip.Hmmm. let me think about it.”’’Well, okay,” said the toothpick.What do you want to do now? asked the paper dip.The toothpick said, We should go to the North Pole to fight the evil SantaClaus, but 1 dont have a vehicle. Do you?”Yes 1 do. It’s a nuclear hyperactive skateboard.”Whatever,” said the toothpick.Let’s hop on. Hold onto your wood, toothpick, because were moving on,”said the paper clip.1‘he skateboard started to spin around and it transported them to a beach. Then thetoothpick said, Nope, this isn t the place.” Then the skateboard spun around and landedin deep snow & sank to the bottom of the snow. That’s when they saw Santas lab. It was;a dome. It was made of steel. So they climbed to the top of the dome & fell through theglass window on the roof. They sawSanta eating milk & cookies.The toothpick said, ’Yum. ‘Paper clip said, Yuck.The toothpick ran over to the cookies and ate them. He was poisoned by them. So thpaper clip took out a squirt gun & shot Santa Claus’s head & he blew up.I thought he was water repellent, said paper clip.The toothpick started to rot, so the paper clip went outside & sucked all the snow upwith his gun. So it turned into water. Then the paper clip went back inside and sprayedtoothpick with the gun, and he was as good as new. So they both jumped outside & fightwhen they got on, the skateboards evil elves threw snowballs at them.■a
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Collection:	Harmony School

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