Harmony School, 2000, Page 51

Description:	1. (Paranoid) They are a group of huge glaciers thatare slowly floating towards the United States. Whenthey arrive, they will a) slide onto the continent andcrush everything in their path, killing and destroyingeverything and everyone; b) hit Florida and cause theentire peninsula to break off and be pushed into theGulf of Mexico. Millions of old people will then bestranded in the middle of the Gulf and slowly starveuntil they surrender and become part of Mexico; c) crashinto the east coast in the middle of the night so thatmillions of Asian warriors can sneak off and spread outacross the States, killing everyone, and the U.Sgovernment wont be able to drop any bombs becausethey would kill more U.S. civilians than enemy troops(idea thought of by the Trojans thousands of years ago).2. (Corny) They are our wishes, hopes and dreams.(Interesting how there are so many, but then hardlyany ever mature into wihoem—I bet youve never seen asingle drop of wihoem fall from the sky. You havent,have you? People never try hard enough--if they try atall--to make their dreams come true.)3. (Serious) Clouds are big clusters of water droplets.Clouds are formed when water vapor floats upwardswhere the coolness in the air forces the vapor to collectaround small particles of dust, pollen, and other suchthings. When they become heavy enough, they clumptogether and fall to the ground in the form of snow,hail, or rain.4. (Stupid) Clouds? What are clouds? Isnt horizon adairy company? Teacher, I need help! (Geez, kid, Idsay you do!)5. (Philosophical) They are an omen of troubled timesahead--we must tread carefully.6. (Religious) They are a sign that troubled times areahead and we must beg God for forgiveness, for manyhave sinned (not me, of course). The devil makes workfor idle hands—so start gambling!7. (Nature Enthusiast) I have no idea—but arentclouds wonderful?8. (Realistic) Clouds have been gathering on thehorizon since the earth began, why worry about themnow? Why dont we spend our energy stopping peoplefrom destroying the earth instead of wasting itworrying about the clouds.—Cora Polsgrove
Source:	http://cdm17129.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/hs-harmony/id/2329
Collection:	Harmony School

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