Harmony School, 1994, Page 210

Description:	This tasteless (DAN) bit of scatologicalhumor was not (RYAN) created by Jordanhimself, but (DAVID) rather, by a bunch ofnameless (NOAH) male Gizzzard yahoos.• • - ■■ -’ J’Following these importantinstructions will lead to abountiful harvest:A) Find a garden,B) Bend over,C) Let nature take its courseThis method is not for themodest or constipated.210Good luck from us here atJordan Tech- the home ofgreen thumbs.. • Jordan’s Tips• . On Fertilization:■■•’ Jordan, shown here holding• a section of newspaper, has. ♦ decided to share with us his• W secret of FERTILIZATION; ’ (See picture). His ^cret: Bran, fiber, and his patented, “Get-in-tune-with-the-Earth”, ’ * power stance.. Austin Lucas-New Gap Manager!In a surprise corporate move,The Gap Company announcedthat Harmony School student,Austin Lucus, has been selectedto design their new line of SpringApparel. Christened SLAMWEAR,this line will feature leather socks,chain mail underwear, road killcaps, spiked shoulder pads, and afull line of pastel mu mus.Sin #666: Not TurningIn Your Yearbook CopySin #11: Giving ApplesTo Trick-Or-Treaters
Source:	http://cdm17129.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/hs-harmony/id/1969
Collection:	Harmony School

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