Harmony School, 1989, Page 171

Description:	ROC’S NO GOOD, HORRIBLE, ABSOLUTELYROTTEN, VERY BAD DAYIt was two days, 15 hours (and ahalf), 9 minutes, 59 seconds (make that 10minutes), 6 one-hundredths of a second and24 millionths of a second. But that’s notimportant, because the elves were going onstrike, because they were making fun of thebird act which was making fun of the WhoNeeds an Education act. Nicky White hadmoved the trash can where the books weresupposed to fly in, and he threw the bookson Nickys foot. With his airplane on,heran over the road flair that was in the elvesact with the dancing group. The road flairblew the dancing group to the moon, andthen the parents were coming in and suingthe school, and the whole school wasmaking a huge ruckus, so the neighborscame over, and sued the school because halfthe neighbors were trying to get someshuteye and the other half was reading, andthen the school didnt have any money.Then Rocs rich uncle died and therewas a 50 billion dollar inheritance, but itwasnt to Roc, so Roc hijacked the housethat Inherited it and then Roc got sent tojail, and then everybody else got sent to Jailand it took most of the money to geteverybody out except for 50 cents and Rocgot thirsty and bought a Coke.So then he went and robbed a bank,and then he went home and got a Bazookaand he went and blew up the police station,so they couldnt send him to jail, but then \|\|the police came fromTokyo and arrested Vhim, but he took his Bazooka and blew 1them up too.Then Roc ran into a house that thebuilders werent finished building, and theworkers thought that he was the missingworker that hadnt been working for 95,000years, so they told him to hammer thisbucket of nails into that board because theywerent too smart. But there werent anynails in the bucket, so he hammered hisfingers and toe nails in the board. TheSaskatoon, Saskatchewan police came andtook him away by means of the SWAT team,but they couldnt get the board off hisfingers and toes, so they dragged theunfinished house along, and his fingers andtoes were stuck in the door and the housewas built so wimpily that the house fellapart and his fingers and toes fell offbecause of loss of blood circulation becausethey were stuck in the door. They stopped atthe police station and he went to court rightaway, and before he could say anything, theJudge said, Go to bed for 5 years!!!A bunch of policemen came in,pushing a bed, and two mechanical armspicked him up and tossed him onto the bed,head first. (And, for your information,this bed was made of nails.)After 2 minutes he woke up and said,Mom, I Just had a horrible dream. Andthen he really went out and did this stuffand then he woke up again and did this stuffand this procedure went on about1,(XX),000,000,(XX) times, and then when heactually woke up, a sledge hammer fell onhis head.Justin BuralliPolo Coach
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Collection:	Harmony School

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