Ellettsville High School, Llamarada, 1946, Page 64

Description:	5/lire and (BsmUl QtlHTeacher: Pupils, there will be only a half day of schoolthis morning.Students: Hurray ! ! ! Whoopee.Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.Boy: What would I have to give you for a kiss?Girl: Chloroform!Tom G: Where were you last night?Bill W: Just riding around with the boys.Tom G: Well, tell the boys not to leave their hairpinsin the car.First Wolf: Whats that red on your mouth?Second Wolf: Thats my tag for parking too long inone place.Bolt: Dont you think long hair makes a man lookintelligent?Norma Dean: Well, if I ever find any on your coat,youre going to look awfully foolish.Harding: Wheres your pencil, Frank?Frank: Aint got one, teacher.Harding: How many times have I told you not to saythat? Listen, I havent got one, you havent got one, theyhavent got one.Frank: Well, where are all the pencils?Teacher: Is it the question that is bothering you?Student: No, I believe its the answer.7 id you hear about the moron who stayed up all nightstudying for his blood test?Miss Harding: You cant sleep in my class!Bolt: I could if you didnt talk so loud.Wanda: You remind me of the ocean.Wolf: Wild, romantic, and restless?Wanda: No, you make me sick.Mother (irritatedly): Ill teach you to kits my daughter.Carl Allen: Youre too late; Ive already learned.Don: Dont you think she is two-faced?Estel: No, she wouldnt wear that one if she were.Dot: Do you still wake yourself up with your snoring?Marilyn: No, I fixed that. I sleep with my head in another room.Tom G.: What our team needs is life.Duffy: No, thirty days is enough.Russell: Why did you ask her for a date?Duffy: Because shes so different from all the other girlsI know.Rustell: Hows that?Duffy: Shell go with me.Did you hear about the moron that stood on the streetcorner with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam?Maxine H.: What is your chief worry?Reba: Money.Maxine H.: I didnt know you had any.Reba: I havent.Mr. Stewart: Why are you late?Carl Allan: I started late.Mr. Stewart: Why didnt you start early?Carl Allan: It was too early to start early.Teacher Give me a sentence with an object.Wilma Jean: You are very beautiful.Teacher: Whats the object?Wilma Jean: A good grade.Dick H.: I beg your pardon, but you arc walking withone foot in the gutter.Ed H.: So I am. Mercy!!! I thought I was lame.Cletis: Did you hear about the man choking thismorning?Harold: No, how did it happen?Cletis: He was eating horse meat and someone hollered,Whoa!Estel: May I have the last dance with you?Ruby D.: Youve already had it.Teacher: Why should we celebrate Washingtons birthday more than mine?Smarty: Because he never told a lie.Page sixty-fourThe 1946 Llamarada
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Collection:	Ellettsville High School

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