Ellettsville High School, Llamarada, 1941, Page 62

Description:	H-L LAMAR ADA-9 4WHOA!!!TIE UPATSoft Drinks - Sandwiches - DancingPicnic Grounds—Come Out for a Wonderful TimeTHE HITCH RACK3 Miles from Ellettsville5 Miles from Bloomingtonon Route 46Open 7 A. M.—11 P. M. Phone 9421ELM NURSERYOFFERSEvergreensOrnamental ShrubsHybrid Tea RosesPotted RosesFruit TreesDeciduous Trees andLandscaping—#—ELM NURSERY3 Miles from Ellettsville5 Miles from Bloomingtonon Route 46Phone 9421A man had been brought beforethe court charged with vagrancy.Fixing a withering glare on the culprit, the magistrate thundered Haveyou ever earned an honest dollar inall your life?Oh, yes, your honor, the accusedanswered, I voted for you in the lastelection.——Traveling Salesman (complainingto head waitress)—Wheres my honey?Head Waitress—She got so freshwe had to let her go.——Elmo—Goshamighty, the babyseaten a lot of that dog food I justbought.His Wife—Never mind. It servesyour old dog right. Hes often eatenthe babys food.Co-ed—We had a voting contestto decide who was the prettiest girlin our class of 140.Jim G.—How did it turn out?Co-ed—It couldnt be decidedthere were 140 different girls votedfor. —First Burglar—I need some eyeglasses.Second Burglar—How come?First Burglar—Well, I was twirling the knobs of a safe and a danceorchestra began to play.——Father—Now be careful with thatmoney I gave you, son. Rememberthe saying, a fool and his moneyare soon parted.Jack M.—Yes, dad, but I want tothank you for parting with it, justthe same.Page Sixty-two L 111
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Collection:	Ellettsville High School

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