Ellettsville High School, Llamarada, 1932, Page 50

Description:	Jokes(r^tifOModern Mother: And do you know wherebad girls go?Modern Little Girl: Any place they want to.—o—Neighbor: Did you smash your brotherssaxophone as you promised ?Little Ned : Yes, sir.Neighbor: And what did you do with the$10 I gave you for doing it ?Little Ned: I bought myself a saxophone.—o—Teacher: The Chinese travel in junks.Now, can anyone tell me what a junk is?Walter W.: Sure, Dads old Ford.—o—Mother (teaching son arithmetic) : Nowtake the Spinl family. There is mother, daddy and the baby. How many does that make ?Bright Son: Two and one to carry.—o—If all the Fords in the world were placedend to end in a single file, 98 per cent of themwould leave the line and try to cut in on theone ahead.—o—Did you ever stop to think what might havehappened to American history if the Britishsoldiers at Bunker Hill had had bloodshoteyes?—o—A PLEBIANFor information he says dope,.With dignity hes out of step,His negative is always nope,His confirmation is a yep.—o—MODERNITYMary was content to takeA lamb whereer shed jog;But if she were alive today,Shed tote a poodle dog.—o—YES, SIRMiscreants legislate pandemonium, Pedagogue Perkins panegyrized; irretrievablemisogyny moratorium, heinous legerdemainostracized. Revienne.Nome de plume,Sis, Ducky Dumpling & Me.Mr. Weathers: So youre the professorwho is teaching my wife voice culture. Whatsort of pupil is she?Professor: Well, I find her very apt, tosay the least.Mr. Weathers: Thats strange. I alwaysfind her very apt to say the most.First Yegg: I need glasses.Second Yegg: What makes you think so?First Yegg: Well, I was twirling the knobof a safe last night and a dance orchestra began to play.—o—Mrs. Foxworthy: But how can I think ofjust what to do while learning to drive thecar?Instructor: Thats easy. Just think yourhusband is driving.—o—■Daddy Funk: My watch doesnt seem torun. I guess it needs cleaning.Little Ann: No, Daddy, it must be cleancause I washed it in warm water.Mr. Foxworthy: Have you said your prayers, John Paul?John Paul: Yes, Dad.Mr. Foxworthy: And did you ask to bemade a better little boy?John Paul: Yes, and I put in a word foryou and mother, too.Miss Perkins: What do they call a personwho keeps on talking when people are nolonger interested?John S.: A teacher.Mrs. Dalton (talking to her husband) :Why do you insist upon juggling peas on yourknife ?Mr. Dalton: Well, Im on a balanced diet,aint I?Miss Raines: Why do you paint the insideof your chicken coop ?Mr. Weathers: To keep the chickens frompicking the grain out of the wood.Page Fifty
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