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LLAMARADA1DRINKEVERY BOTTLE STERILIZED FOR YOUBloomington, IndianaWe Appreciate Your BusinessTHE FIRST NATIONAL BANKOf BloomingtonMONROE COUNTYS BANK SINCE 1871Member of Federal Deposit Insurance CorporationL. D.: Speed? Why thatold car of mine cant bestopped on the hills.Bussie May: Yes, I know.Mine was that way before Ihad the brakes fixed.Paul Hanna: Can I give youa ride into town, Lady?Fair Hiker: No, thanks.Im walking home from a ridenow.Lady, if you will give us anickel, my little brotherll imitate a hen.What will he do, askedthe lady, Cackle like a hen?Naw, replied the boy indisgust, He wouldnt do acheap imitation like that—hell eat a woim.If you want your dreams tocome true—dont oversleep.Marian B.: My dear, I havejust heard the most awfulpiece of scandal.Ellen B.: I thought so! Youlooked so happy when youcame in.Motorist (changing tire) :Muscle Shoals! ! Passerby: Why MuscleShoals?Motorist: Its the biggestdam I know of.Hotel Guest: Has MikeHowe registered here?Clerk: What do you thinkthis is—a stable?Important feeling senior(Junior Olsson), getting onbus: Well, Noah, is the arkfull?Driver: Nope. We need onejackass more. Come right in.Fifty-one |
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http://cdm17129.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/hs-ellettsvil/id/318 |
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Ellettsville High School |
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