Ellettsville High School, The Flash, 1930, Page 36

Description:	36The FlashAllen Funeral HomeAn Institution With Ideal ServiceFREE AMBULANCE SERVICE(I REVERANCE SERVICE SATISFACTIONW. W. ALLEN212 South Walnut StreetBloomingtonIndianaArthur DayFUNERAL DIRECTORNEW FUNERAL CHAPEL-Corner EIGHTH and WALNUT302 North Walnut Street Phone 4363 \|Bloomington, Indiana20th Century Ambulance Service Without Charge MINIUM II MUM Mil IllllDR. H. L. CURRYDentistBloomington, IndianaPhone 3644W. R. BASTIN& SONCoal—IceTruck ServicePhone 112Fount EdwardsGroceries—MeatsPhone 39ComplimentsofBreeden & Co.JokesBridegroom (In poetic frenzyas they stroll along the shore) :Roll on, thou deep and darkblue ocean roll!Miss Ritenour: Oh Paul, howwonderful vou are. It is doingit.Mandy: Whats de matterSam? Dont you love me nomore?Sam: Sho ah does, honey.Ahs jest restin.And how do you get alongwith your wife?Ive a splendid working arrangement with her. In themorning she does what shewants to, and in the afternoon Ido what she wants.A student failed in all fivesubjects he took. He telegraphed to a brother. Failed in allfive. Prepare papa. The brother telegraphed back. Papa prepared; prepare yourself.A farmer who had been stopping at a fashionable hotel andwho was paying his bill lookedup at the girl cashier and askedwhat it was she had around herneck. Thats a ribbon ofcourse, she said, Why?Well, he said, Everythingelse is so high around here thatI thought perhaps it was yourgarter.Mr. Arbogast: Who is thesmartest man living?Jetta: Thomas A. Edison. Heinvented the phonograph andthe radio so people would stayup all night and use his electriclight bulbs.Come Mary, I will show youhow to milk the cows! saidMartha to her city cousin, visiting the dairy farm for the firsttime.Hadnt I better begin with acalf until I get more experience? asked the city cousin.Alfred Utely, a famous fiddler of pioneer days, was writing a letter one day when heasked a friend how to spell acertain word.Why dont you buy a dictionary? asked the friend.What would I do with a dictionary? he asked, If I cantspell the words I couldnt findem, and if I can spell the wordsI dont need a dictionary.
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Collection:	Ellettsville High School

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