Ellettsville High School, Llamarada, 1948, Page 64

Description:	floJ&elYes, Maam, the old salt confided *Miss Harding on her return trip from England, I fell over the side of the ship and ashark came along and grabbed me by the leg.Merciful providence! Miss Hardinggasped, and what did you do? Let imhave the leg, o course Maam. I never arguewith sharks.Norma Stevens: All extremely brightmen are conceited.Carl Dillman shruerged gracefully. Oh,I dont know. Im not.Doctor Smith fell in the well, and diedwithout a moan.He should have tended to the s;ick, andlet the well alone.Why, Im ashamed of you, my son, Mr.Stewart fumed at the loafing Glendale.When Gerge Washington was your age, hehad become a surveyor, and was hard atwork.And when he was your age, Glendalesaid softly, he was President of the UnitedStates.Mrs. Rush: Now Walter, can you namefive animals that inhabit the land aroundthe North Pole?Walt Harris: Yes, teacher. Four polarbears and a seal.Moose recently complained to Besesi before a basketball game about having a splinter in his finger.You should have more sense commented Besesi, than to scratch your head.Mr. Hawkins: If you stand facing north,Bill, you have the east on your right hand.What is on your left hand?Maxwell: A wart but I cant help it.Mrs. Pearson: Mousie, why are youlate every morning?Mousie Every morning when I passthe corner, I see that sign, SCHOOL GOSLOW!Sammy: Oh, Bar, look at that cross-eyedman!Bar: Sh> Sam! He mustnt hear you.Sammy: Doesnt he know it, Bar?64Peedle: Big holdup in our back yardlast night.Grundy: Holdup?Peedle: Yeah, two clothespins held upa shirtPolice Officer: Madame you cantpark on this corner.Smitty: Im not parking. Im waitingfor that STOP-THRU TRAFFIC sign tochange.Traveler, rushing down main street:Hey boy—whats the quickest way to thetrain?Ed: Run!Jack: Where are peace, prosperity,and happiness always found?Rosemary: In the dictionary.Phyllis: Hey, Stinkey, whats a collective noun?Stinker: A garbage can!Fred DeFord, of Ellettsville,Now theres a guy who knows his rights,Went hunting for a new automobile,With a Chevie in his sights.Though it took one day to findit,Freds now in drivers heaven,It has service plus behind it,His new 1927.Matt: Whats a sun-spot?Moffatt: A freckle.Mrs. Hawkins: In which of his battleswas King Gustavus Adolphus of Swedenslain?Joe Winters: Im sure it was the lastone.T. May: Im glad Im not rich.Buckshot: Why?T. May: Its so expensive.Dingbat during a ball game: Hey Refwheres your tin cup?Referee: Tin cup?Dingbat: Yeah I thought blind menalways carried one.Dotty: Can you give me LincolnsGettysburg Address?Dottie: He never lived there, stupid!
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