Bloomington High School South, The Gothic, 1999, Page 59

Description:	AnonymousQuotes collected by Jessee Hahn• RELATIONSHIPS •One time this really nasty guy asked me out on adate, and I made up some really huge lie about howmuch trouble I was in for doing something and that Iwas grounded for like a month, so I wouldnt everhave to go out with him. Then that same night I wenton a date with another guy, and we saw the guy Ihad lied to at the place we went to.I took my dads car out driving when I didnt have alicense, and everything went fine until I tried pullinginto the driveway, and I pulled in too close to mydads other car. I put the car in reverse to back it up,but really it was still in drive, and I floored it andrammed straight into my dads car, and knocked outhis tail light!• WORK & SCHOOLI told a teacher that my great grandmother had justdied last night to get out of doing an oral report.Really my great grandmother died two years ago.One morning I was running really late because Ihad stayed up that night writing a chemistry lab. Iwas rushing to get to school, and on accident I ranover my neighbors cat when I was backing out ofmy driveway. I was so scared I didnt know what todo, and I didnt want to be late for school, so I put itin a shopping bag that was in my back seat andthrew it in the woods behind my house.•FRIENDSHIPS •This one time on Halloween, me and some friendswent to this one guys house we really didnt like, andwe took powder laundry detergent and sprinkled it tospell the word LOSER covering his whole front yard.Then the next morning after the dew had moistened itand then it dried, the detergent killed the grass, andthere was this big spot of dead grass in his yard thatspelled LOSER.On the Fourth of July, me and some friends wereshooting bottle rockets out of our car window at othercars. It was kind of late at night, and one time therockets got really close to this van that was passing,and the van turned around and started coming afterus. It chased us into this neighborhood, and into adead end, and so my friends and I thought it wouldbe okay if we got out and apologized, so I got outwith my friends and the guy in the van got out andcame towards us, and it turned out to be my dad.•OTHERMy family usually spends the summer at MarthasVineyard, in Massachusettes. Well, one summer Ihoisted some boys boxers up the mast on a boatand in order to get them down they had to capsizethe boats. Then we took our rival yacht clubs boatout to a place called Cow Bay, and we put a taperecorder in it that mooed and painted big black spotsall over the boat.I had to take all these library books out for this hugereport that I had to do, and I lost some of the books,and the others I just never returned, and so I owedthe library $75 in overdue fees. So I wouldnt have topay the fee, I literally poked myself in the eye and putmy contacts in backwards, so I would make myselfcry, and then I went to the library and told the ladythat my dad had died and my mom was having nervous breakdowns, and I was so upset I completelyforgot about the books. Then I offered to pay for thebooks, and the lady said no, it was okay because Ihave more important things to worry about!Night/Day People/Closed Campu^seeing & doingAnonymous Confessions0
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Collection:	Bloomington High School South

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