Bloomington High School South, The Gothic, 1977, Page 166

Description:	>\Jeff WatersThe muffin manThe muffin man is sitting in his laboratory at the muffin utility kitchen.With an oversized silver spoon, hescrapes up an infinitesimal quantity ofdried muffin remedies, pulls his spatula aside, and proceeds to dump itdown his shirt. He turns to us andsays, Some people like cupcakesbetter. I, for one, like them less; butwhat I think I have created here is anunusually abominable mess.As he gets up and waddles acrossthe room, he sees a flash of light, theflash coming from where he put thetiny piece of terribly forshortenedMark Gintersoap into the rotted sink so he couldwash the oversized silver spoon.His obscure oddly-shaped handstire of dumping infinitesimal fragments of dried muffin remedies downhis shirt. His hands begin sweating.He then figures out that he has nohope of ever becoming a normalinsane person. He jumps up out of hispeculiar backbreaking chair and waddles across the room, picks up a horrifying gun, checks to see if the bloodthirsty instrument is loaded—its not.He reaches for the round cylindricalpiece of apparatus and puts the cartridge into the gun. Then pointing thebloodthirsty gun at a poor defenseless muffin, he shoots; a beastlysound comes from the gun. He verycarelessly removes what is left of thecartridge. He reaches for another cartridge, loads the gun, then takes adeep asthmatic breath, and points itat his head. He takes another breathand pulls the horrifying deadly trigger. The muffin man wasnt too muchin line, you see, because if hewouldnt have iced, he would haveshot himself with a fully charged gunloaded with green icing.The joy of mynewpenny loafersSudie BryanChocolate brown, with slick soles.Shiny with no scratches—made to slide onrough carpetsTo tap dance on hard wooden floorsTo use your penny allowance to occupy thetiny slitsBlister City it was—Blister CityBlisters between my toes, on my heels, down tomy soles.But that didnt bring me down,Those new shoes made my day.Mike Preus166 Creativity
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Collection:	Bloomington High School South

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