Bloomington High School, The Gothic, 1936, Page 109

Description:	—*It Pays to Play.withSports Equipmentfrom yourAuthorizedA. G. SpauldingDistributorSouthern SportingGoods StoreFLOYD SOUTHERN Southeast CornerOwner of SquareED. WILLIAMSFine Watches and DiamondsGIFTSofSilver, Chromium, Glass, China114 North Walnut StreetWe Will Bond and Insure YouG. B. WOODWARD CO.INCORPORATEDCITIZENS TRUST BLDG. PHONE 2131BLOOMINGTON, IND.Bender—May I hold your hand?Prickett—This isnt Palm Sunday!Bender—Well, it isnt Independence Dayeither.Morris Stone—How much are your $4.00shoes ? Smart Salesman—Two dollars a foot.Little Girl—Oh Mister, what dirtyunderwear.Mr. Stubbs—Sh, little girl, thats mynew spats.Subway Motto—The public be jammed.Curry—Why are you washing yourspoon in your finger bowl?Lindley—So I wont get egg all overmy pocket.Mrs. Peters (in the middle of a joke)—Have I ever told this one before?Class (in chorus)—Yes!Mrs. Peters—Good! You will probablyunderstand it this time.Gibson—Im hungry.Curry—What?Gibson—I said I was hungry.Curry—Sure, Ill take you home; thiscar makes so much noise that I thoughtyou said you were hungry.A careful driver approached a railroad;he stopped, looked and listened, but all heheard was the car behind him crashinginto his gas tank.An old country couple, having their firstbus ride in London, became rather uneasyon hearing the conductor call out SaintJames and then Saint John. The old chapgrew very fidgety, saying to his wife,Isnt it time we got out, dear?Dont show your ignorance, Harry, shesaid, Wait till yer names called.Bartlett—I have just patented a lipstick that will never wear off.Hanson—Is it scented.Bartlett—Yeah, with garlic.
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Collection:	Bloomington High School

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