Bloomington High School, The Gothic, 1936, Page 102

Description:	ROY BURNSGroceriesMeatsFruits VegetablesW holesale and RetailCop—Who was driving when you hitthat car?Cody (slightly off balance)—None ofus; we were all in the back seat.Teacher—Which is more destructive,worms or sparrows?Bernard Gill—I dont know, I never hadsparrows.Teacher—Howard, can you define nonsense?Howard Barrett—Yes, teacher—an elephant hanging over a cliff with his tailtied to a daisy.Teacher (to noisy class) — There issomething we can get along without in thisclass. Now, what is it?Class—The teacher!Gracie Baldridge (in Chicago railroadticket office)—I want a ticket for NewYork.Ticket Agent—Do you want to go byway of Buffalo?Gracie Baldridge—Gee, Id love to, butmother told me to go by train.He—May I take you home?She—Sure, where do you live?Girls—Dont worry if the fellow you runaround with acts queer. Remember Bar-num got his start by collecting freaks!Fergie—A burglar broke into our houselast night!Myers—Did he get anything?Fergie—Ill say he did, my wife thoughtit was me.Betty Wray——I feel as if I were inthe arms of an angel.Marshal Lentz—Gee, and I thought Iwas getting to be a regular devil with theladies.Dean—Why did you oversleep today?Biddle—There were eight of us in aroom, and the clock was only set forseven.Joe Fagan—Willie, did you know I wasgoing to marry your sister?The Kanakis Terror—Yeh, where didyou find that out?
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Collection:	Bloomington High School

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