Bloomington High School, The Gothic, 1934, Page 93
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Compliments ofCURRY BUICK CO.BUICK & PONTIACGeorgia Lawyer (to colored prisoner) : Well,Rastus, so you want me to defend you. Haveyou any money?Rastus: No suh, I haint got no money, butI got a 1922 model Fod cah.Lawyer: Well, you can raise some moneyon that. Now lets see—just what do theyaccuse you of stealing?Rastus: A 1922 Fod cah.Hello, where have you been?To the station to see my wife off for amonths holiday.But how black your hands are! ! !Yes, I patted the engine.To keep up the old Gothic trad tion, woreprint this old standby:If I cut a beeksteak in two, asked MissKing, then cut the halves in two, what do Iget?Quarters, returned John Nurre.Good; and then again?Eighths.Correct. Again?Sixteenths.Exactly. And then what?Thirty-seconds.And once more?Hamburger, answered Nurre.ADAMS BROS.Super Service StationThird and WalnutWHITE ROSE GASOLINEENARCO MOTOR OILBLOOMINGTONPAINT&WALL PAPER CO.COMPLETE PAINT ANDWALL PAPERSERVICEWholesale —Retail220 W. 6th.Phone 3894Hubert Collins: Can I give you a ride intotown, lady?Fair Hiker: No, thanks. Im walkinghome from a ride right now.Some people would kick anywhere but ina football game, snorted the restaurant proprietor. I cant see what them epicures hasgot to complain about with this soup.They wouldnt have no grouch coming,sir, explained the waiter, tactfully, if onlythe cook would admit its soup. He says itscoffee.Why, man, you are color blind.Great heavens, doc, and I only got marriedlast week!Barber: Shingle?Ellen Alexander: None of your businesswhether I am or not.Visitor: And how old are you, Bobbie?Bobbie Leonard: Im just at the awkwardage.Visitor: Really? And what do you callthe awkward age?Bobbie, (bitterly) : Im too old to cry andtoo young to swear.BINGHAM BEAUTY SHOPPEPioneer Permanent WaversEVERYTHING IN BEAUTYCULTURE401 E. 4th.Phone 5580Ninety-three |
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