Bloomington High School, The Gothic, 1931, Page 135

Description:	J €T E S^Vernice—Mary says shewith Venus de Milo.Not a—I suppose sheweight.comparesmeans inDortha—Mr. James was interestedin the layer cake I made in cooking.Deckard—Why so?Dortha—He said it reminded himof geological strata.A certain young senior named BenFor walking acquired a yen,But when girl friends refusedTo wear out their shoes,He had to start driving again.Joe B.—Doug claims he made a newrecord with his car.George Blair—Yes, he put thirty-nine people in the hospital.Dick Van Deman—Say, when youget to town, dont forget to get the correct time.Bob Leffler—But I havent anywatch.Dick—No matter. Write it downon a piece of paper.Martha Stone—What is your reason for believing in Einsteins theory ofspace and matter?Don Binkley—Well, after going toall the trouble to read it, it seems a shamenot to believe it.Walter, the champ tennis player,Is also a champ woman slayer.But a love game of ballCaused a lady to fall,And he called the next day on themayor.The class Pres. is oftentimes seenConversing with someone whosgreen.He can spring a big wordThats not often heardFor no one else knows what they mean.Teacher—Give an example of periodfurniture.Betty Sudbury—An electric chair.It ends a sentence.A girl I like is Evaline —(Its no use. Theres no word thatrhymes with Evaline)C. Roy—Listen here, young man, areyou teacher of this class?Fishie—No, sir, Im not.C. Roy—Then dont talk like anidiot.Miss Ferger—And who was President of the United States during theCivil War?Curt Curry—Why--er—AbrahamCadillac.H. Hanson—How can you tellwhen Mr. Stubbs asks a serious question?E. Jackson—Watch and see if lastyears flunkers laugh.Phyllis—But why put on chainswhen the streets are dry?Penny—I want to get them worndown smooth so they wont bump thecar so much.Miss Carithers-—This essay on OurDog is word for word the same as yoursisters.Jimmy Hettle—Yes, maam, its thesame dog.
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