Bloomington High School, The Gothic, 1927, Page 136

Description:	THE 1927 GOTHICThere are two reasons why somepeople dont mind their own business. One is that they dont haveany mind, and the other is thatthey havent any business.■jMiss Jack—Pat, have you doneyour outside reading for this six-weeks?Pat Stein—No, it has been toocold.Miss Bergdoll—What happenswhen the President dies?Mildred Dunn—The vice-president takes his place.Miss B.—What happens whenthe vice-president dies?M. D.—They-they bury him.Alice—One of those fresh youngboys just tried to kiss me. Said henever kissed a girl before.Irma—What did you do?Alice—Told him I was no agricultural experiment station.& -jt &Di—I want a pencil.Do—Hard or soft?Di—Soft. It is for writing a love-letter.£ & 3Son—Dad, what does a betterhalf mean?Father—Just what she says.-je ■£ ■£Now, said Miss Dodds, giveme a definition of space.Elmo G. stood up, flustered andred.Space, he replied, is wherethere is nothing. I-I cant explain itexactly, but I have it in my head allright.S^? t5* ft^Can your fiancee keep a secret ?I should say she can. We wereengaged two or three weeks beforeI knew a thing about it.Wife—Im all ready now, dear.Hubby—Well, you shall have towait until I shave again.Rudy M.—These are the estpremises I ever played golf on.Billy T. Rudy, you must be morecareful of your vocabulary.Rudy—Why? Aint premises agood word.■jt j &Dedicated to the Football SquadFirst down and ten to goThe cry rang in his ears.Drowning even outThe crowds swelling cheers,And so with bursting heart,To the wind he flung his fears.He plunged through and on.His opponents could not checkThe attack that started.The victorious trekBut as the field the victor leftHe stubbed his toe and broke hisneck.■j* -je SI call my sweetie flat iron becauseshe presses my clothes.I call my pup Prescription becausehe is so hard to fill.1^fi^F* Page one hundred thirty-six^3^cJ
Source:	http://cdm17129.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/hs-bloom/id/3138
Collection:	Bloomington High School

Further information on this record can be found at its source.