Bloomington High School, The Gothic, 1927, Page 128
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THE 1927 GOTHICVivian—Wonder what thatrumbling is in my stomach?Sounds like a Ford car going overcobblestones without tires.Martha L.—Probably it is thattruck you ate for dinner.<&* ^7* t£*Woody—The engines dead,Phyllis, and I cant get it to start.Phyllis—Well, if youre kiddingme Im going to walk back to townand if youre telling me the truthwell both walk back, so I might aswell be on my way.&?* o?* c^*I call my sweetie stocking because he likes to hang around thefireplace.tt5* t&* <^wCan you imagine? A Seniorthinking steel wool grows on hydraulic rams?6?* t<?* z&*Guest (Visiting college) —Charming place this—seen the oldwing?Second Guest—Oh, yes, Had itfor lunch.«£?• fc5* ^7*Why did Nora insist on beingmarried in an aeroplane?Well, shes so conceited that shethought no man on earth was goodenough for her.«^* t£* t^*Irene McCheseney to druggist—This vanishing cream is a fake.Druggist—How come?Irene—Ive used it on my noseevery night for two weeks, and itsjust as long as it was.&?• t&* ^t*Parker—Is cotton used forMr.food?Estellecandy-R.—Yes, sir, cottonDoctor—Well, here you are. Apill for the kidneys, a tablet for theindigestion, and another pill for thenerves.Patient—Yes, but how will thelittle rascals know where to go,when they are inside?fc?* St?* %?•Mr. Murray—What is meant bythe liability of a bank?Viola T.—It means you areliable to lose your money.fcT* i^ c5*There was a young fellow namedPalm,Who partook of the bootleggersbalm,He reached in his coat,Got the wrong antidote—We will now sing the 23rdPsalm.t?* c£* ?£•He—You are as beautiful as alily.She—Yes, and as usual I havea dead one holding me.<£ <£ jtHeres where I lose ground saidthe tramp as he slid into the bathtub.%9* t£* t7*I call my sweety Adhesive tapebecause she sticks to me—Apple Cider because shes kindahard—Cowboy because she has me roped and tied.<S* <£ £These Jokes should be called tissue paper, because theyre so terrible.A man may have heart enoughto love two women, but he certainlyought to have more brains than totry it.irfi^CT** Page one hundred twenty-eight^©^ |
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Bloomington High School |
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