Bloomington High School, The Gothic, 1927, Page 116
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THE 1QQ7 GOTHIC ^g-Yadon S.—May I have the lastdance with you?Analie G.—Youve already hadit.?i7* ^?* &?*Paul Kirby says if hed livedwhen men earned their living bythe sweat of their brows, hed haveopened a handkerchief shop.5(7* t&N tc5*Some ambitious student of physiology removed the appendix fromthe dictionary.tt?* ti?* o5*Audrey—I dont see why we tellIrene jokes, it doesnt do any good.Dorothy—Its to make her happy in her old age.s£* <S* 10*Gala-ShesWhen the cold wind of winterblows,She walks in pumps and silkenhose.But when the days are mild andsweet,She lugs galeshes on her feet.Z&* fc$* t£?*Stewed—(Waiting for a streetcar) A car has been here.Stude—How do you know?Stewed—Saw its tracks.d?* ti5* t?*Miss Jack—Is it the questior.thats bothering you?Alfred H.—No, I believe its theanswer.6?* Z&XI S&*Mrs. Blair enlightened her classby telling them that the young princess was brought up in a monastery. We wonder!«£* «^» t£x>Teacher—John, what are thefive senses?Johnnie B.—Nickels.So you wife dont .believe ingamblin ?Nossuh, ah sho leads a dawgslife.Huccum, dawgs life?De very fust day ah had to burymy bones/^5* t^» t^*A flapper powdered her nose,took a hurried look in the mirrorand said, Clothes, Im going downtown. If you want to go along,hang on.(£?* ^5* Q^*I call my girl Dandruff.Why?Because shes always on mymind.Katty Ann L.—I hear Freddiewon a loving cup the other night.Martha Stone—Really ? He hasmade a great improvement sincethe last date we had!5^* t5* C^*Martha Temples—I am sorryyou dont like my voice, Mr. McKay. The people next door say Iought to go abroad and study.Mr. McKay—Yes, but I dontlive next door.Wheres your shiek?Caught a colt in his ear and hestoo horse to speak-Believe your lion.&* c?* t£*Girl—And what do you think ofour new pledge?Boy—Sorry, but Im no judgeof paintings..<& &1st Shiek—Whats that red onyour mouth?2nd ditto—Thats my tag forparking too long in one place.\rX/T^T* Page one hundred sixteen^C^cH |
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