Bloomington High School, The Gothic, 1921, Page 90

Description:	B. H. S.GOTHIC1921George: Were going to hit eighty in a minute. Are you afraid?Dorothy (swallowing much dust): No--indeed--Im full of grit!Jimmy Regester: How can I remove stains from my trousers so that theywont return?Bill Kenney: Use scissors.An old woman came riding along the road on a donkey one day and met theadvance guard of the Blue Triangle. They looked at her and said politely, Goodmorning, mother of the donkey.She smiled and replied, Good morning, my daughters.Bob: Phil got a girl because he was homeless.Jeff: Now, I spose hes home--less.Little Lloyd was entertaining his sisters nervous admirer and after makingthe usual juvenile remarks about marbles and tops, he suddenly announced:Pauline told mama yesterday you wuz a born politician.Francis was delighted, and wishing to know more, asked:That so? Why does she think that?Thats just what mama wanted to know, and Pauline said it was because youcould do so much talking without committing yourself.Mr. Bradt: What happens when a light falls into the water at an angle offorty-five degrees?Stroup: It goes out!Alice B.: Does Louises voice fill the church?Meredith: No, I noticed some vacant seats up in the gallery.John Hoadley: Oh, shucks, are we going to study, go to the show, or goout riding?Logan: Toss up a penny, if its tails we go to a show; heads, Ave go riding,and if it stands on edge we study.E. Gentry: You know, Jeanette. a man got right in front of my car today,and my horn wouldnt work, and I hit him!J. Mathews: Hit him, really? Why, I havent any horn on my car and neverhit anyone. Every time I go down the street, all the people get out of my way,cause in front of my car is a sign that says, Dodge Brothers.One day Miss Maze gave her English eight class ten minutes to write a poemof not less than four lines. Sams genius burned as usual and produced the fol-lowing epic:WeDe-SpiseFlies.Ninety
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