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BHSFinal exams--Everyone shaking as though it were twenty degrees below.The resolution which was passed on December 23, by the Senior Class,was that they were resolved not to recite any more that year, under any con-sideration.The mark of a student in Physics generally varies inversely as the squarebetween him and his nearest neighbor.Ruth Farris actually told us that she made ten New Year resolutions,and wrote them all down so that every time her conscience troubles her, shemay go and read those resolutions over to see what ones she has broken.Mr. Beldon never has the opportunity for remarking how nicely the Physicsclass is getting along with their work.Robert Harris remarked the other day, tis love that makes the arm goround. Oh! Edna, is that so?At last, after several months of unusually hard thinking, we have founda solution to the problem: How to Keep Sophomores Quiet During As-sembly.Solution: Let Ed Strong (alias Milk-Maid) furnish each with a bot-tle of milk, and the school board furnish the pacifiers.We have a great many basketball heroes in our Senior Class. Among themare Capt. Lawrence Short, Glen Curry and Dogwalk Coffey, who with theirforward passes, runs and fake plays, often pass notes, talk and even slip outof the room without the teacher seeing them at all.Page sixty-nineImage alt-text: Black ink drawing an hourglass with the words “New” on the top and “Year” on the bottom, surrounded by a wreath. |
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http://cdm17129.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/hs-bloom/id/1996 |
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Bloomington High School |
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